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Freitag, 27. November 2009

Application for an employment as Cosmetician

abgefahrn, 16:17h

Dear Sir Johnson and Madamme Johnson,
With this Blogpost I would like to apply for a Job as Cosmetician at your Company Johnson & Johnson.

I'm practising to make up people since I am able to hold brushes, eyeshadow and all the other stuff I can't remember the name of.

To show you how good I will be at the Job, I want to show you this example of my crative work as a reference:

I am sure, that you are impressed now and that you want me to start immediately, but unfortunately that will not be possible.

The first date to start working legally at Johnson & Johnson will be April 14th 2036. (No I am not imprisoned until that date).

Thanks a lot for your attention and I am looking forward to your answer!

Yours,

Sarah Stevens

p.s. One thing I have to tell you is, that my English is not very good, yet - so my dad wrote this letter. But there is enough time for me to learn to write and speak properly.

p.p.s I forgot to attach a picture. Here is the only one I could find quickly. Have to go to bed now.